The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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