WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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