is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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