..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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