Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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