found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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