he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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