thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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