I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
