omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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