OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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