bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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