I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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