like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
