just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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