love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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