He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How does it feel to date your dad?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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