I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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