You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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