Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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