im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I yelled at your uterus for you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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