I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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