Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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