sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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