it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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