we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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