3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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