yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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