Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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