You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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