so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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