There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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