I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize