That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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