I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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