i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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