question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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