Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
