DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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