their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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