I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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