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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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