Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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