shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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