dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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