Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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