I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The air was thick with penises
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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