his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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