I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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