Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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