New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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