i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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