Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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