hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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