i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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