Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
