i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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